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Post by jmfauver on Jun 1, 2014 19:53:29 GMT -5
These are her own words: While out hiking in Missoula , Montana , with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire, I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends.  |
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Post by Electronjockey on Jun 2, 2014 9:29:05 GMT -5
I aint skeered to trip ya either!
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Post by jmffish on Jun 2, 2014 14:01:41 GMT -5
no worry for me my wife is short so I can just out pace her wif my bigfeet and long legs  |
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Post by jmfauver on Jun 2, 2014 17:05:11 GMT -5
no worry for me my wife is short so I can just out pace her wif my bigfeet and long legs Not if she shoots you in the knee cap with a pistol......idjit...  |
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Post by Hooked on Quack on Jun 3, 2014 23:33:24 GMT -5
no worry for me my wife is short so I can just out pace her wif my bigfeet and long legs Not if she shoots you in the knee cap with a pistol......idjit... Tiny didn't really think that one thru . . .  |
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Post by jmffish on Jun 4, 2014 16:36:34 GMT -5
no worry for me my wife is short so I can just out pace her wif my bigfeet and long legs Not if she shoots you in the knee cap with a pistol......idjit... Not if she shoots you in the knee cap with a pistol......idjit... Tiny didn't really think that one thru . . . Wife don't know how to shoot , she is afraid to shoot an airsoft pistol... |
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Post by jmfauver on Jun 4, 2014 20:10:36 GMT -5
Not if she shoots you in the knee cap with a pistol......idjit... Tiny didn't really think that one thru . . . Wife don't know how to shoot , she is afraid to shoot an airsoft pistol... Those are the worst kind.... |
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Post by blood on Jun 6, 2014 5:38:55 GMT -5
I run a mean tater sack race!
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