Post by jmfauver on Jul 14, 2014 19:08:08 GMT -5
During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level.
The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;
I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided stepping on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I relieved myself a few times behind some big trees.
I ran away from a really mad mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of bourbon".
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!"
"No," the guy replied, "I'm just a really sorry golfer."
The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;
I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided stepping on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I relieved myself a few times behind some big trees.
I ran away from a really mad mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of bourbon".
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!"
"No," the guy replied, "I'm just a really sorry golfer."
